Of the thousands of things I love about Disney, there is one thing I absolutely HATE! Lines! For me, lines can make or break my trip to the Magic Kingdom Orlando. Thankfully, the thinking people over at the Happiest Place on Earth created Disney FASTPASSES.
I say thankfully because if you’ve ever been stuck in a 1-2 hour line with a younger kid, you know that the torture of the line is amplified exponentially by the whining or a kid!
Why You’d Want a FASTPASS
I’m sure I’m preaching to the choir here but bear with me, please.
The way I see it, there are four reasons for wanting a Disney FASTPASS:
1) The line right now is way too stinkin’ long.
2) The ride is your favorite. So you want to wait in line now and come back with a Fast Pass later.
3) You want to stand in a different line now and come back to this ride later.
4) You have children (or teenagers) who won’t last waiting in line.
Assuming those are true, the Disney FASTPASSES are your key to line heaven (assuming there is such a place, and, of course, that you believe in it).
How to Get Disney FASTPASSES
When you arrive at an attraction that allows FASTPASSES, you’ll notice a “Distribution” machines. (You’ll probably also notice a winding line of people who don’t have FASTPASSES. Remember this line, because the reward for getting a FASTPASS is bypassing all of these poor unfortunate souls!)
First thing…Check the time to return for your FASTPASS. If the time matches your schedule then proceed to step two.
Step Two…Insert your park pass into the FASTPASS machine. A ticket will be dispensed.
Step Three…Hold onto the FASTPASS. This will be your key to getting into a shorter line.
Some Rules About Disney FASTPASSES
Now, these blessings we call FASTPASSES come with some stipulations:
1) According to Disney rules, you have to come back after the time designated on the FASTPASS and not longer than one hour later. Otherwise, they won’t let you on. (But frankly, I’ve brought FASTPASSES back several hours later and they have always honored them.)
2) There’s a limit on how many you can have at a time. This means you won’t be able to run around the park in the morning just collecting FASTPASSES. They have a smart computer system that limits how many you can have. This means, of course, that you will have to be smart about which FASTPASSES you collect, and when. I recommend you buy one of the available Unofficial Disney Guidebooks. They usually have recommended schedules for these types of things.
3) Everyone in your party needs a FASTPASS to get on the ride when you go back.
Use Them with Rider Switch Passes
Use your Disney FASTPASSES in conjunction with the Rider Switch Passes for even quicker lines. (More on this in a future article.)
I guarantee that if you learn to use Disney FASTPASSES effectively, you will save many hours of line-waiting and potentially even save your vacation.